Who wants free books? YAYYYY!
Who wants LEGAL free books? OOOOOO!
Who wants all that without having to leave your home? EEEEEE!
Well then, come one, come all, and Join ME! Come and bask in the glory of my fiction writing in my very own reading group.
Yassss, join it. For there, little minion of doom, I will be sharing my writing, my art, and many things more. Join it! And verily, verily, great shafts of light will descend upon you and illuminate your being!
Or maybe not. But hey, it’s free, right?